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rick-owen:

I’d be the most expensive stripper possible, you’d have to throw Prada at me.

Me in seventh grade: I hope I'm not gay
Me now: I want the soccer team to piss on me
age 11: worry about internet people finding me in real life
now: worry about people in real life finding me on the internet

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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hellabitcoins:

attention haters

(Source: vinebox, via towongfoo)

"[Your sister’s name] [Your brother’s name] [Your cousin’s name] [Your sister’s name] [Your name]"

African American Parents trying to get a child’s attention. African American Proverb: Black Parent Edition (via blackproverbs)

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